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WHY RITUALS? WHY SPELLS?
Because the body remembers what the brain forgets.
Because movement says what words alone can’t.
Because how we speak to ourselves becomes how we live in our skin.
On this page, spells are simple.
The words are the spell. The movement is the ritual.
You say something that feels true. You do something that makes it real.
It doesn’t need candles or incense (unless you want them).
You don’t need to know how to “do it right.”
You already know how to breathe, how to place your hand on your heart, how to shake something off. That’s enough.
✨ A spell is a phrase that shifts something inside you.
✨ A ritual is a gesture that tells your nervous system: You’re safe now. You’re allowed to begin again.
✨ Together, they become a conversation between your body and your will.
The practices here are built on:
Somatic awareness (the body’s language)
Emotional rhythm (the way feelings move, not just what they say)
Energetic clarity (choosing what you want to feel, instead of what you were handed)
They’re short. They’re clear. They’re built for real life.
If your breath gets stuck in your throat,
If your heart races before you speak,
If you’re trying to feel okay in the middle of the day—
Try one. That’s what these are for.
CROW SIGNAL: THE TANTRUM IS THE TORCH
Are you done shrinking to make others comfortable? This empowering Loui Crow ritual reminds you that anger isn’t the enemy—it’s the ignition. Your tantrum is sacred, your rage is a ladder, and your feelings are spells that return you to yourself. Stop clipping your wings—feel it all, and fly free.
Negativity? Anxiety? Pain? Meet the N.A.P. Spell: Exorcise a meltdown in public.
The N.A.P. Spell is a 30-second pocket ritual designed for moments of overwhelm, anxiety, or pain. Using somatic movement and intentional breathwork (4-4-6-4), this spell helps you reclaim your body and soothe your nervous system—anytime, anywhere. No tools, no fluff—just sacred simplicity, spell-level softness, and Loui Crow’s signature sacred sass.
LBRP for Weirdos: How to Protect Your Energy Like a Victorian Occultist With a Smartphone
The Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram (LBRP) explained in plain weird English. Sacred protection meets sassy spell armor—no robes required.
Spelling Is Spellwork: How Self-Talk Becomes Magick (and How to Recast It)
Your self-talk is spellwork. Every “I suck” is a spell. Learn how to spot the loop, break the curse, and cast something better—with glitter and clarity.
This Abraham Hicks Affirmation Helped Me Stop Hiding
A daily Abraham Hicks affirmation helped me stop hiding, shift timelines, and create Loui Crow. Here's how I use it to call in my soul-aligned people.
Parking Lot Invocation: Set Boundaries and Radiate Warmth in the Midst of Chaos
When the world feels like it’s closing in, and you’re battling the chaos in your own mind (or a parking lot meltdown), it’s time to draw your cross and recalibrate. The Parking Lot Invocation is a sacred, no-nonsense ritual to protect your energy and reclaim your peace, even when the world feels loud and you’re about to lose your shit over a parking spot.
Energy Hygiene Ritual: Cleanse Your Aura, Protect Your Energy, Shield Your Light
Looking for a daily ritual to protect your energy, cleanse your aura, and shield your spirit? Discover a modern version of the Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram (LBRP) with simple, powerful steps for spiritual protection, aura cleansing, and energy hygiene. Walk lighter. Shield smarter. Shine sacred.
Mirror Kissing Day: A Self-Love Ritual Spell for Survivors
A tender, funny ritual for self-love and emotional healing by Loui Crow. Mirror Kissing Day isn’t about being perfect—it’s about staying, witnessing, and kissing yourself back to life.
Not a makeover. Not a mantra. A messy, sacred kiss on the mirror—and the permission slip you always deserved.
Why Love Spells Don’t Work (The Crow’s Code of Real Magick)
This is modern, practical magick—no obsession, no energetic manipulation. Find out why love spells don’t work the way you think, and how real magick honors love, light, and free will.