🜃 LBRP for Baby Gods: How to Protect your Energy like a Cosmic Gatekeeper in Crocs.
🖤 What Is the LBRP?
Alright, baby crow.
Time to learn the one ritual that will keep your energy field sealed, your light switched on, and your inner weirdo walking like a god in Crocs.
This is the LBRP—the Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram.
Or as I like to call it…
The Daily Energy Shower That Keeps the Weird Vibes Out and the Holy Will In.
It’s armor. It’s alignment. It’s your nervous system saying:
“I remember who I am.”
Old magicians used it before everything: before spells, before dreams, before breakfast.
And it holds for about 24 hours—like energetic deodorant for your aura.
✨ First: The Ritual – Full Performance Guide
This is your script.
Your stance.
Your choreography.
No fluff. Just what to do and what to say.
Practice with your body. Feel it in your bones.
Don’t worry about what it means yet—there’s a full breakdown after.
🔹 Step 1: The Qabalistic Cross
Stand tall. Feet grounded. Eyes soft.
Say each phrase as you touch the following:
"Ateh" – touch your forehead
"Malkuth" – touch your groin or point to the ground beneath your feet
"Ve-Gevurah" – touch your right shoulder
"Ve-Gedulah" – touch your left shoulder
"Le-Olam" – bring hands together at heart center
"Amen" – hands to heart or prayer position
🔹 Step 2: Draw the Pentagrams and Divine Names
Face East.
Draw a blue flaming five-pointed star in the air.
(Start at bottom left, move upward first.)
Point to the center of the star.
Say: "Yod Heh Vav Heh"
Turn to your right (clockwise) to face South.
Draw another pentagram. Point to center.
Say: "Adonai"
Turn right to face West.
Draw star. Point.
Say: "Eh-heh-yeh"
Turn right to face North.
Draw star. Point.
Say: "AGLA"
Turn right again and return to East.
Visualize a glowing blue circle connecting all four stars around you.
You are inside it now.
🔹 Step 3: Call the Archangels
Stand centered, facing East.
Say:
"Before me, Raphael"
"Behind me, Gabriel"
"On my right hand, Michael"
"On my left hand, Uriel"
Then declare:
"For about me flames the Pentagram"
"And within me shines the six-rayed star"
🔹 Step 4: Repeat the Qabalistic Cross
Just like Step 1. Say:
"Ateh" – touch forehead
"Malkuth" – touch groin or ground
"Ve-Gevurah" – touch right shoulder
"Ve-Gedulah" – touch left shoulder
"Le-Olam" – hands to heart
"Amen" – gentle bow
I like to finish with the Sign of Silence.
Feel your spine. Anchor your breath. Return to stillness.
🪶 Now: The Breakdown
🪶 What It Means in Plain English
Thine is the light.
The kingdom of form.
The power of boundaries.
The glory of compassion.
Forever and always. So be it.
I call the Name of Being.
I summon the Master of Presence.
I become the I Am.
I declare the Mighty One Forever.
I stand with healing to the East.
Strength to the West.
Fire to my right.
Light to my left.
Around me: stars that burn lies clean.
Within me: the holy seal of self.
🕯️ The 3-Part Structure (Think: Ritual Sandwich)
Here’s how it goes:
The Qabalistic Cross – center yourself
The Pentagram Ritual – cleanse and protect
The Qabalistic Cross again – seal and align
✨ First, you center with the Cross.
Then, you banish with power.
Finally, you return to the Cross to seal it in—just like making a sandwich: bread, peanut butter, and bread again.
You begin as you, step into your power and banish the little nasties, and end as a brighter version of yourself.
Only love enters.
🪶 Part 1: The Qabalistic Cross
How to turn into a human lighthouse in sixty seconds or less
This is your plug-in. Your divine outlet.
Your body becomes a beacon.
Your breath becomes a prayer.
✨ Pronunciation Note:
Hebrew is alive.
It moves by feeling, not just rule.
You’ll hear different versions depending on lineage, time, and transmission.
Say it how it rings true in your chest.
If it vibrates inside you?
It is working.
Magick is not performance.
It is presence.
🪶 Part 2: The Pentagram Ritual
Each star is a statement:
This space is mine.
All uninvited energies must go.
Only that which aligns with my will may enter.
You are casting a circle of clarity around your body.
🪶 Part 3: Call the Archangels
The Watchtower Guardians have arrived.
Picture them:
Massive. Radiant. Rooted in their element.
Raphael: Yellow robes, wand or caduceus, healing wind through the trees
Gabriel: Blue robes, a silver cup, ocean stillness and lunar sight
Michael: Red armor, sword of fire, solar warrior of the will
Uriel: Brown and green robes, glowing hands, the quiet power of mountain roots
🪶 Part 4: The Qabalistic Cross Again
You started as a whisper.
You finish as a presence.
Crow would say: All power returns to center.
And that center is you.
🖤 The Four Divine Names — Translated
Yod Heh Vav Heh – The Name of Being. “I Am.” “Existence.” “The Breath Between Breaths.”
Adonai – My Sovereign. A divine title of authority. Grounded presence.
Eh-heh-yeh – I Am That I Am. The eternal response to the question of the soul.
AGLA – You are mighty forever. An acronym of protection, banishment, and praise.
🖤 The Archangel Names — Translated
Raphael – God Heals — East — Air — Mercury — The Healer. Breath and thought.
Gabriel – God is My Strength — West — Water — Moon — The Messenger. Emotion and vision.
Michael – Who is Like God — South — Fire — Sun — The Warrior. Will and courage.
Uriel – God is My Light — North — Earth — Saturn — The Wisdom Keeper. Grounding and clarity.
🪶 Final Words from the Crow
This is not theater.
This is not performance magick—though it is fun.
This is nervous system recalibration.
This is divine declaration.
This is how you return to yourself.
Say it in Hebrew.
Say it in English.
Say it in crow language.
Say it however your bones understand.
Magick works when it is alive inside you.
🖤 Want to Learn It Live?
Want to walk through this with me in real time on TikTok?
I’ll bring the Crocs. You bring the breath.
Let’s light up the field.
Below is one of my tiktok videos on the ritual. More coming.
Watch the LBRP Ritual Performance
